1. Walk the entire Appalachian Trail  2. Speak fluent Spanish 3. Graduate from culinary school 4. Write for Playboy, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, and The New Yorker 5. Work on a cookbook 6. Sew an awesome dress 7. Camp with Sam (just the two of us) 8. Drive a stick shift 9. Go on a cross-country road trip 10. Sing on stage 11. Appear in a movie 12. SCUBA dive 13. Live in New Zealand 14. Become a certified yoga teacher 15. Raise a child 16. Try on a wedding dress 17. Kiss an A-list celebrity 18. Barbeque without a man trying to help 19. Memorize “The Wasteland” 20. Read the Bible 21. Understand Patanjali’s Yoga Sutra 22. Shake hands with a president 23. Touch a whale 24. Skydive 25. Brew some beer 26. Build a table 27. Meet one of my half-siblings 28. Run a 6-minute mile 29. Look down at my tummy and see a 4-pack 30. Watch all of the Harry Potter movies 31. Dye my hair blonde and cut it real short 32. Take a nice family photo 33. Buy a 1966 white, hardtop Ford Mustang 34. Read the stars 35. Attend my 10-year high school reunion 36. Fly a plane 37. Snowboard the backside of a mountain 38. Dress up at Burning Man 39. Eat at the Supper Club 40. Jump into Handstand 41. Compete in a half-triathlon 42. Play in a band 43. Spend a month in Peru 44. Watch a space shuttle launch 45. Live in New York for a year 46. Safari in Africa 47. Take a ballet class 48. Drink a mojito in Cuba 49. Swim in the Nile 50. Dip my toe in the Ganges 51. Do 10 pull ups 52. Attend SXSW 53. Go nuts at French Laundry 54. Own a home with Dunstan 55. Get a clean bill of health from a doctor 56. Work in a victory garden 57. Go to the opera 58. Visit Cliff in China 59. Hang glide at Fort Funstan 60. Throw a child’s birthday party 61. Volunteer at 826 Valencia 62. Shoot a gun with perfect aim 63. Dance in the rain 64. Spend $1,000 in room service 65. See a Cirque de Soleil show 66. Dance at a ball 67. Bartend for a month 68. Make an appearance on Wait, Wait…Don’t Tell Me 69. Overhand serve a volleyball 70. Play a real game of tennis with Dunstan 71. Write “thank you” cards regularly 72. Ride in a police car 73. Visit a prison 74. Pose nude 75. Knit a scarf 76. Start a charity 77. Chop firewood 78. Catch a fish without the help of a guide 79. Teach a college course 80. Swim from San Francisco to Alcatrez 81. Hang out in my own tree house 82. Celebrate my 50th birthday 83. Raise a blood hound 84. Curtsey the Queen 85. Renovate an old house 86. Work at Sunset magazine 87. Get so mad I punch someone 88. Have a bloody nose 89. Win a great deal of money 90. Go under hypnosis 91. Win first place in a cake baking contest 92. Climb a 5.12 93. Bike across California 94. Meet Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall 95. Buy stock 96. Write a 211-page book 97. Plant a tree 98. Ask Stacy London and Clinton Kelly what I should wear 99. Stand on stilts 100. Paint a house 101. Hide out in Big Sur

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